viva la megababes

viva (viva)
viva (viva)

your such a hot sensation,
what a creation,
who’s the latest teenage dream,
on the front of every magazine,
we’ve got transport down on the escalator,
coz everybodys staring at us uh oh,
see ya later,
later

cameras watching when we go shopping,
better step aside coz we just aint stopping,

viva (viva)
viva la megababes
viva (viva)
viva la megababes
viva

your such a cool sensation,
what a creation,
we are the last teenagers,
the new front pages,
we’re going down town on the escalator,
we’re blonde haird teenage terminators
(yeah)

cameras watching ehen we go shopping,
better step aside coz we just aint stopping,

viva (viva),
viva la megababes,
viva (viva),
viva la megababes,

oi,
hippy chicks are sad and supermodels suck,
riot girls, diet girls who really gives a

viva (viva)
viva la megababes
viva (viva)
viva (viva)
viva (viva)
viva (viva)

viva (viva)
viva la megabaes x 7 til fade

{ thanks to amanda hill for this one }

skinny white thing

skinny white,
skinny white thing,
skinny white thing you’re the king
you’re the queen of them all
you’ve got style
you’ve got looks
but your brain’s off the hook
hanging in the hall
in the car in the bar or out on the street
there’s always a crowd that falls at your feet
not the girls you meet
‘aint it great
to be fake

chorus:
skinny white thing
livin’ in you’re own wet dream
strut like a king and you pout like a queen
skinny white thing

you might be fine, unique
attention so you seek
and if the mirror could walk it would jump up and kiss you
on the cheek
and you love the haze of clubs and places
with drippy girls and smiling faces
what did you take?
‘aint it great
to be fake

(chorus)

phoney and fake (fake, fake, fake)
like the drugs that you take
phoney and fake (fake, fake, fake)
like the people you rate
phoney and fake (fake, fake, fake)
like you’re father’s estate
phoney and fake
like the girls that you mate.

(chorus)

skinny, skinny, skinny white thing
skinny, skinny, skinny white thing
skinny, skinny, skinny white thing
skinny white thing
skinny white…

{ thanks to amanda hill for this one }

shiny black taxi cab

oh woah……..

we’re in a shiny black taxi cab
cruising through busy streets!
neon lights shining bright
on shiny black leather seats!
hang a left hang a right!
on the corners outta-site!

midnight traffic light green’s for go-go!
backstreet joyride, we love soho!

shiny black, shiny black!
shiny black taxi cab!
when you’re trowing up
your kebab
in a shiney black taxi cab!
in a shiny…
taxi cab

oh-woah!

our meter’s doing overtime
suberbia has gone to sleep!
as the city starts to come alive
and everybody’s on the street!
peep shows! adult mags!
sleezy brown dirty macs!

midnight traffic light green’s for go-go!
backstreet joyride, we love soho!

shiny black, shiny black!
shiny black taxi cab!
havin’ the most fun you’ve ever had
in a shiny…
taxi!

spoken: plumstead you must be joking

shiny black, shiny black!
shiny black taxi cab!
when you’re trowing up
your kebab
in a shiney black taxi cab!
in a shiny…

shiny black, shiny black!
shiny black taxi cab!
havin’ the most fun you’ve ever had
in a shiny…
taxi cab

spoken male voice:
‘d’you know i had them girls in
the back of the cab the other week
sick all over the back seat they were
i had to charge ‘em double
they ought’a bring back the birch
you know, bring back national service
bring back hanging! hanging?
hanging’s to good for ‘em
i’m not prejudice or anything but
you know these mini-cab drivers…
they’ve got no tax, no insurance
some of ‘em don’t even have a bleedin’ car!
anyway john, where yer wanna go then…

{ thanks to amanda hill for this one & huge kudos for even doing the spoken bit at the end!! }

shampoo you

nothing can touch us,
and no one even comes close,
to walk among us,

it’s such a treat!

tell your friends we’re the most!

shampoo you,
that’s all we wanna do,
shampoo you,
it’s what we do!

we are the bright lights shining,
we’re nobody’s fool,
once in a lifetime!

baby!

we’re so, we’re so cool!

shampoo you,
that’s all we wanna do,
shampoo you,
it’s what we do

aphrodite and venus,
nothing could come between us,
don’t try to decieve us,
here’s what we’re gonna do,
here’s what we’re gonna do!

shampoo you

nothing can touch us,
and no one even comes close,
to walk among us,

it’s such a treat!

shampoo you,
that’s what we wanna do x 2

la la la la, shampoo x 3

thank you!

{ thanks to amanda hill for this one }

trouble

uh-oh, we’re in trouble, something’s come along and it’s burst our bubble,
(yeah, yeah!) uh-oh, we’re in trouble,
gotta get home quick march on the double!

we’ve been out all night and we havn’t been home,
we’re walking through the back streets,
all alone!
the party was great, yeah we were really thrilled!
and when we get in we’re gonna get killed!

uh-oh, we’re in trouble, something’s come along and it’s burst our bubble,
(yeah, yeah!) uh-oh, we’re in trouble,
gotta get home quick march on the double!

we couldn’t get a cab, ‘cause we ain’t got no money,
we missed the last train but we thought,
don’t worry!
we’d get the night bus but the night bus never came!
we’re eight miles from home and it started to…..

uh-oh, we’re in trouble, something’s come along and it’s burst our bubble,
(yeah, yeah!) uh-oh, we’re in trouble,
gotta get home quick march on the double!

yeah yeah, trouble…

we tried to steal a car but we soon realized,
we got on the road, none of us could drive!
police car came along and they took us for a ride,
and when we get home we’re gonna get,
gonna get, gonna get fried!

uh-oh, we’re in trouble, something’s come along and it’s burst our bubble,
(yeah, yeah!) uh-oh, we’re in trouble,
gotta get home quick march on the double!

uh-oh we’re in trouble, [yeah yeah!] uh-oh we’re in trouble….

uh-oh we’re in trouble, something’s come along and it’s burst our bubble! [yeah yeah!]
uh-oh we’re in trouble, book us a ticket on the next space shuttle!

uh-oh, we’re in trouble, something’s come along and it’s burst our bubble,
(yeah, yeah!) uh-oh, we’re in trouble,
gotta get home quick march on the double! x 2

{ thanks to amanda hill for this one }